PSPS everyone~
It's been decades since i last posted..
HAHAHAHAHA!!
Uncle thot i 3 minutes again..
Uncle i won't give up so easily la..

These few days i stayed at home and there's nothing special happened..
That's why never post..
zzzzzzzzzzzz..

But btw, last thurs i met a professor near my school.
Heard that he specialise in buddhism and hinduism(dunno how to spell =.=)
Meaning like he can foresee the future and reflash the past..
I was like sitting in the kopitiam with my auntie fren..
Then awhile later this man came sitting opp us..
Next minute, he talked to my fren and asked her name..
He started saying predictions like "u are suitable to work in UK"
My fren was shocked la..
She said after she finish her course then she will migrate there..
=.=
So zhun one..
Then that guy told me that i'm a lil down..
EHH..
Frankly speaking, i dunno is luck down, emotionally down or i don't have the chance to go higher buildings luhh..

Ling*

Today went to school..
^^ I'm a good girl..
Cannot blame me ar..
Because my school got a lot aunties and uncles..
They need sometime to absorb new things..
That's why the courses are like moving very slowly..
So bored la!!
When you already know and understand something,
But still got to listen and do the same thing evryday,
You will be bored right?




Btw, to this anon..
I dun care whether u are anus, cannon, anonymous or annoying..
If you are not happy with my sis and me..
There's TWO words FER' YA~
(uncle you know hor? ^^)

SUCK IT!!!


zzzzzzz..
When you wanna comment on one's look,
You have to be sure that u ARE nice-looking enuf to do so..
If not, it will be like saying urself much more disgusting than me lor..
Me wild boar?
I suspect your IQ is so damn lowwww that you don't even know how a wild boar looks like?
=.=
KUDOS to you~



Come, jie jie show you how a wild boar looks like ^^ This is a wild boar.. Say with me..W-I-L-D B-O-A-R
It is an animal which resembles pig..



OMGXZXZXZXZXZXZ!!!

I'm an artistic person man..See those eyes..Look just like you..When i misses you, i'll take a look at it.. ^^ I even add some similar fringe!!! HEEEEE!!!!

And oh ya.. Obviously i don't look like tat?=.= Unless you got cock eyes or wat..

This is ling jie jie.. Not the same oh.. =D
So don't say i look like wild boar again le..
That's not right..

Haiyo~







Ling*

Few days never blog..
Hahaha..
Btw, i changed my name to -_-xLingErr already..
It's quite cute..
LOL..
So bhb..
Cos this guild name is from me..
-_- -_- -_-
cool~

Today so sian..
rot at home..
somehow i feel like going out..
But no place to go luhh..
Watch movie alone meh?
zzzzzzzzz..
People thot i sot or wat..

Anyway, single life is good with free of stress..
But lifestyle is not quite healthy..
Like no strong shoulders to lean on when i encounter setbacks..
Suan le..
Watched too much romance going on..
Then got brain damage already..
dotz..

Btw, my guild link is here http://www.d-o-t-z.blogspot.com/

Ling*

Ehh.. Today pon school again with my sister..
ZzZzZz..
Then slept till around 2pm then wake up..
So started to prepare and go polyclinics..
Cos my sis =.= need to take mc..


Then suddenly heard a series of loud knocks lor..
Scary sia..
Like pontianak or wat thing wanna break the door..
Sian..
Is her Form teacher..
Wat the fish?
I'm wondering whether my sis's tiny(ard 145cm) teacher is a part-time loan shark or wat..
Diaoz..


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Regarding the tags from anon....

I'm pretty sure you are one of the members of -SDC-..
Probably the guild leaders?
I can understand why YOU tag all these..
It's like I know.. I really know..
There are far too many people who scolded and spammed me and my sis the same thing due to ...

*Dunno wat to scold

*Trying to attract more attention

*Plain jealousy

*HUMJI

*Hoping to make us sad =.=

*Agitate us


You're just trying to downgrade my looks so that i can fight with u for the ugliest human being pageant..
PS hor! Wat you said does not hurt me a tiny bit at all..
It makes me more confident of myself..

IF

You are a girl
I will be so damn happy..
COS i can actually make a girl so super jealous of my looks and figure..
Oh ya..
And the tag u tagged suggested that you are despo for guys to like F**K you?
And you are just plain jealous that i don't need to go ard beg for one?
BUT!! YOU NEED TO...
SO SAD..
Wat a girl..
Aiya.. just go jump down from a building..
The way u will be twisted when u landed on the floor will be like prettier?






BTW,
I've long wanted some ppl to come and spam my new blog..
So happy!!!
TYTY wor~
Welcome wor~
You are the first spamming customer to my tagboard..
That's why i'm giving you these welcome gifts..
PLUS an ALL NEW guild name..
HEEEEEEEE!!!!

Ling*

Haiiishhh....
Feeliinqq kinddas saddd..
Coshh miie ex-classmatess all Yeearr thhree lerx..
Miie leh?
Stiill a stupid qerl wiif one pathetiic O'lebelss certt..
Anndd noww i'mm herex tryiing to imiitate acct qute qerls..
ZzZzZzZzZzZz..
Really not used to it larss..

Ling*

LOL!!

Pspsps.. My face a little too big in this pic.. >.<

Ling*

LOL!
Actually i wanna chiong my audition level..
But got a few things cropped up which i wanna blog about..

First, I'm quitting my guild with my sis and dan BAHH..
Cos of the stupid shemale.. =.=
Go act yi ge coffee for wat..
Really don't understand you la..

Second, we should be creating a new guild..
Still planning in progress....
So, cannot disclose anything yet..
Heeee~~
Shen mi right?!?!
Then i'll have to chiong lvl already..
Haiz..

Thirdly, i don't understand why there are guys who won't treasure their gfs when they are together..
When their gfs decided to leave them, then they start to rant about..
Dunno for wat sia..
没种can?!?!
And there's these some girls, (UGLY KIND OF AH LIANS) think they are so damn BIG(not boobs pls.. they are just pathetically FLAT, FLAT, FLAT) The only thing that is big is their stupid fugly mouths..
Hey pls luhh..
This is singapore la..
Not some low security islamic countries la..
You want go find troubles go Arab find ur Saddam hussein or Mas selamat luhh..
People break is your probbie ar?
Then i think you should go for some mental checkup..
You all are just purely insane..
You crazy freaky ugly gals..

Especially you!!
SI MO PENG!!!!!
Hope your pimples all ripe tomorrow then all burst..
爆掉!!!
Then your whole face all rotten till maggots crawl over ur face..
Wth?!?!
A little disgusting la..
ZzZzZzZzZz....

Okay la.. that's all lor..
Wanna find photos of maggots..
But i think better not la..
Later ppl think i'm Bomoh or wat =.=


Ling*

YO!
I PONTENG TODAY~~
MY SIS TOO~~
HAHAHAHAHA!!
Remember last time when i was in secondary sch =.=
1 week sure got one day never go school de..
Now my sis more pro luhh!!
Kudos to her~~
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Anyway, I had been lazy to take new pics..
Need to pose here pose there..
LAZY LA!!
So i went across some pictures i wanna share with you peeps one..
^^
These are taken 1 year ago in sentosa~~
Underwater world.. (Nearly wanna type underwear =.=)

Seahorse...

Nemo!!!

Same seahorse.. Heeeeee..

Jellyfish.. Remember last time i used to go the yishun seaside there to catch cockles and lala with my family.. Then got one time my sis see jellyfish go step on it >.<. This is like dumb and dodo? o.O. Then end up getting rashes all over the body.. Dunno wat her brain is made of luhh..

Nemo and Marlin~~ Wahahaha.. Dory went market to buy fish eat la!

Presenting next.... Baby~ She is the reason why my email add got baby.. ^^

But actually not her la.. I used to have another pure white hamster..He is like wth cute la!!She is the 2nd baby..First one i never take his pics..

=(But they look much alike.. Especially those big big black eyes.. Haizzz...

My sis steal sunglasses!! Report her!! report her!!

This is my sis la.. I think she look kinda yang guang lorr..

Don't you guys think so? 阳光女孩!!! LOOK HERE LOOK HERE!!

Got many ppl asked me who is qiqi.. LOL!! Below... 8 years with me? OMG! I'm like strangling her la! Psps qiqi..

Next time then post more.. Now is audition time!!!

Ling*

Yo Peeps!!
I just woke up..
=DD And there's some probs from my LCD.
Dunno wat's going on la!!
ROAR!!!

Today, started to learn painting nail arts..
The room was filled with that solvent smell la!!
Nearly fainted lor..
ZzZzZzZzZzZz..

I really hate those backstabbers and hypocrites..
Please do take note that there are 2 persons i'm talking about..
Dont act friendly
Don't act shuai
Don't act that you detest that gal so much that you can't tolerate her present
Don't act as if you are so damn cool

Since you like to stab people so much,
go stab urself la..
Hope u die earlier...
Hope you got all your health problems back..
GO DIE!! GO DIE!! GO DIE!!
Sooooo Jian!!
风流的男人+ 虚伪的女人 = 两个贱人
I PUI!!!!!!! Spit till you 2 drown..


Ling'

Recently, i went across one girl who is a sore of one's eye.
She's like act chio,
act cute,
act innocent,
act ah lian,
act emo
act friendly.
act important(ehh.. hello? u are just a small small ugly and disgusting flea can?)
ZzZzZzZzZzZz.. SHOO SHOO~~ Piak you ar!! Give ur blood splash in 8 directions..

To think she still has the cheek to go around stating that she is one pretty lady..
Hey! Tell you wat, even a bull dog bitch looks prettier than u can?

At least me and my frens won't get frightened by a photo of a bull dog bitch..
BUT yours? HAHAHAHA!! We got a shock out of our lives..

Wth ?!?! It's like freaking ugly?
U sure that is a human being?
I thot is some alien from the outerspace luhh..
Frankly speaking, if i were u, i will just go jump down and die..
Better than to stay in this world and cause ppl to puke till die?

If not, i will just keep things to myself..
At least if i have no outer beauty, i've got some inner beauty left?
NOT LIKE YOU! Both also buang la!!
KNS! ZzZzZzZzZzZz..
Pspsps.. First time like that scold ppl in my post? =.=

TO: one buang girl =.=

Ling*

Whoa~
Just woke up with my bladder nearly burst =.=
Too much water inside already..
Kinda blur now..

Yesterday went for -SDC- guild outing in Bugis..
LOL!
Got scared off my 三魂七魄 by a ghost named Dan?
And waited at the MRT station there for 1 plus hour?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Then we ate steamboat at a dunno-wat-name place..
We ordered one spicy soup-base and one pork ribs soup-base for our table..
We get a lot of meat and seafood ONLY =.=
The two other tables KO real fast..
About 2 hours later, the weather started to change and it rained soon after..
OH MY TIAN la.. My table (Me, Si Enen, Gay Dan, -.-Piggy and =D Minnie) was exposed to the
rain lor..
So we shifted table..
Really shag >.<

After that we went to the Lan shop and play Audition together..
And.. x3BABE & x3DUDE
Gratz wor!!
So romantic la..
To see them wearing wedding suits and dance together..
>.<

Then we went to food court and eat again =.=
Went home after that..
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I dropped dead after that.. Heeeee...

--The End--

Ling'

Yesterday when it was finally my turn to use com, i dozed off -.-
So never get to use much of the com la..

This morning as usual, i went to school.
And as usual i slept in the bus.
But not as usual, i overslept and end up in Marina Bay..
ZzZzZzZzZzZz..
Last time i never end up in a place so far before..
My sensor is starting to malfunction..

Today my manicure and pedicure class started..
HAHAHA!!
It has much more things to learn than i have imagined luh..

But that's not the main thing today..
It was 5.50pm, i remember carrying my heavy and bulky bag and left the classroom..
This is when i saw one guy who was previously the same class as me in upper back massage..
He was like behaving sneakily behind the door.. -.-
I said bye to him and walked off..
But but, he slipped a piece of paper or rather a letter into my bag and asked me to read it at home.
LOL! 不看还好, 看了我全身毛站. Diaozz..
He is 18 years old from malaysia..
Hmmm... i think he don't behave normally.. Or should i say he is not quite normal? o.O

The letter goes like this:
(Those pink fonts in brackets are wat i was thinking when i read the letter)
To: SHU LING

SHU LING(although i don't understand why he put my name in capital letters), 我其实是有话想对你说, 但是不知道怎样跟你开口（But trust me, he's a chatterbox. His mouth is always open one -.-)。现在我无论如何都要说的就是我很喜欢你, 你能不能做我的女朋友, 然后你要多给我机会。（Hmmmm.. Pardon me for interupting, but i wanna say his chinese and english are both not good...) 我对你是100%真心的(HAH! 100%.. There's no such thing as 100%)。自从我看到你的时候，就已经深深的爱上你了。我只对你有感觉, (But 我对你没感觉>.<) 我从来没有对任何一位女生这样说过，这句话只对你说而已。（Like i’ll believe you.. Skali you said to 100 other gals i also don't know..) 你一定要回信给我哦。（kns! Still want me to write him back love letter.. 什么年代了? 还 letter.. )但是你看了这封信之后不要生气我和不要不睬我喔！！！(I sure will do that -.- . You are so scary..) 记得要给我答案 (Err... Maybe i'm a little bad, but i admit that i'll never consider him)。 我会一直都在等待你的爱（eh.. like no?)。 你看你的魅力很大, 让我无法自。（Is you crazy-.-.. Why go pluck urself ?)。 无论你的答案是接受我还是不接受我,但是我还是尊重你的决定。（Thank you for respecting me..)

From: 一直都在暗恋和喜欢你的永俊

Ehh.. Rest assured..
He won't get to see this post cos he don't know how to use computer or i won't even dare to mention this issue..
........

Faint bahh? My hairs all stood up like a frightened cat la..
You can see how alarming is his letter..
But i'm a little scared now..
Skali i reject him then he kill me or wat how?

OMG!!
>.<
May God bless me..
妈祖 bo bi
T.T

Ling'

Got a few pics wanna share with u peeps..
This is me.. -SDC-xLinG ^^
And her colour is like same as my hair colour now.. LOL!




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This is my Viwawa char..
Now she no longer look like that already..
Cos got feedbacks from my sis and friends that she look just like Ru Hua -.-
Then at first i never thot of that..
But at night when i off the lights and play mahjong i got a little uneasy feeling..
Like a Hantu Ru Hua looking at me..
Zzzzzzzzz.. Rather scary de..
But she's quite cute right? >.<
And my stupid sis go take her pics and evryday look at her pics and laugh by her ownself..
Really ki siao. =.=
Somemore say she's a sorrow reliever.. kns~~


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All right, my turn now..
Yesterday i said my face became better cos of the facials evryday..
Show u guys my face without makeup on ba..
Don't dare to put too big >.<
Not used to showing myself with no make-up on..


This second pic a little bao guang..
But nvm still can see..



This one i admit a little fierce la..
Cos of my eyebrow....





My hair.. lol.. Just dyed it the day before..
Can see it's quite ah lian de..
ZzZzZzZzZzZz..

My hair is naturally curled.. >.<

Okay ^^ done!!

Ling*

Today as usual went back home at around 2 plus..
ZzZzZzZz..
This is when i saw this freako, sicko, dumbo and disgusting fella..
He is like wth and godly?!
He will be the last man i'll ever get married with -.-

I was queueing up at the bus interchange waiting for 804..
Then there was this Ding dong, crazy lao ah beng blasted songs from his Hp..
Some Techno, Hokkien and Gang songs..
Then all the passengers there was like want see don't dare see that kind..
KNS!! And that lao ah beng was like zi high..
So engrossed with his "so-called" nice music when it's actually a major sound pollution in the bus..

Oh my tian can??
So old already still blast music in bus..
ZzZzZzZzZzZz..
Already one leg in the coffin le still so childish..
CANNOT TAKE IT!! (I think i should go Audition play "Take It" le >.<)

Now me going to sleep lohh...
^^

Ling*

Today i was late for class AGAIN...
Kudos to me~ I can never be punctual..
EXCEPT for special occasions e.g Exam and mealtimes -.-

Today i was a model for my class..
You can imagine 2 trainees repeating
cleansing, scrubbing, steaming, galvanising,
vacuuming and putting mask on my face for 3 plus hours..
OMG! My face become too clean la! Like toufu-.-

Today, he came to fetch me from school..
Apparently, he sort of ran out of his camp illegally to do so...
Really hope that nothing bad will happen to him..
Or i will feel so damn BAD!!
Haiz.. And i must say sorry to you...
SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!

And lastly, i will like to welcome my sis into AOS too!!! (Association of singles)
Bad guys BOOOO~~~~~
Ugly guys SIAM~~~~~
Handsome guys SHOOO~~~~~
Good guys WOOOO!!!!!!!
Lame-.-

Ling*